Sunday, September 5, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
10 Husbands
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Why I am purplefeatherMN
Well, I am the sidekick of RedhatLadyMN, and if you look at the red hat there is a purple feather on the side. So an instant handle was born. I wanted to call myself PuF short for
(PurpleFeather)
but the RedhatLady says that could be construed as drug related. Good grief. I do no drugs other than tylenol and prescriptions, and never have.
(PurpleFeather)
but the RedhatLady says that could be construed as drug related. Good grief. I do no drugs other than tylenol and prescriptions, and never have.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Sunday, July 4, 2010
So True
After marriage people are the same as before, only more so.
"If you get to thinkin' your're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." -Will Rogers
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
"If you get to thinkin' your're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." -Will Rogers
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
GreenTowelGirl
Last week SheGnome, HeGnome, and a new friend named GreenTowelGirl had their first 3-some on a couch. Why is she called GreenTowelGirl? Ask and I may tell.
My goal is to get GreenTowelGirl to blog some here. Dont know if she will email it to me or log on directly, or get her own page. Details are to be worked out. But she is slightly sub,..and I have to go spank her now.
My goal is to get GreenTowelGirl to blog some here. Dont know if she will email it to me or log on directly, or get her own page. Details are to be worked out. But she is slightly sub,..and I have to go spank her now.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
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